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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Watch ULA launch Amazon's 2nd batch of Kuiper internet satellites today - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

So they tried

Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do many women like tall men?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?